I'm drive I can fine osifer
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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