What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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