So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
