Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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