If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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