whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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