No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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