My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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