O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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