wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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