If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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