no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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