K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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