What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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