absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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