No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My day in three words: secret purse cake
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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