So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
nutella sex= disaster
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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