your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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