That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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