I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She needs sedatives and a leash
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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