please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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