Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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