I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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