We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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