You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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