i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm sobbing to NWA
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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