He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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