I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
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i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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