Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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