My brain says no but my pants say off.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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