Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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