i barfeds in our rink
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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