But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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