I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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