we're blogging at a bar
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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