Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Rock
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Fuck
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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