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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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