SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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