Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So much Jack, so little girl.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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