Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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