We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Can I color on your dick again?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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