belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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