Non-Jews are for practice
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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