help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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