I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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