Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
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I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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