If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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