Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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