Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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