Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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