if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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