is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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