shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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