Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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