Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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